The Bachelorette Recap

The Bachelorette is back, which means there is actually something good that comes with a Monday! Last night marked the beginning of the 10th season of the Bachelorette, in which Britt or Kaitlyn will begin their journey to find love. Yeah, let’s see how many times we hear that phrase this season.

The premier opens with Chris Harrison talking to the girls in the front drive as they await their potential suitors. The girls are on polar opposite wave lengths at this moment in time. On one hand, you have Britt smiling, giggling, and boasting with excitement. And on the other- Kaitlyn stands nervously clutching her elbows speaking in fragments about how different she and Britt are.

Personally- I think Britt is a little too overly-confident for my liking. I think she is beautiful, but there is something to be said about humility through this whole process and I don’t think she has it. I think Kaitlyn would be more appreciative of the opportunity, where as Britt seems like she feels a sense of entitlement. Maybe that’s just me though. Either way, I hope they both find happiness and I think that making them get rejected on TV yet again is kind of cruel, but touche ABC- maybe this will, in fact, be The Most Dramatic Season Ever…. Ha.


Noteworthy Men:


Jared, 26: A restaurant manager who wore a superhero shirt under his Tux and calls himself the “Loveman.”  Admitted to Kaitlyn that he actually voted for Britt, but of course now he is totally all about her. She stuck it to him by making him sweat on the whole ceremony before giving him the last rose. Based on the preview of the season, it looks like Jared is the man Kaitlyn has a scandalous rendezvous with. But whyyyyy? I don’t see it, but to each their own I guess.


                                                                         Ya Jared, we can see that.

Josh, 27: Currently working as a stripper as he studies for the Bar Exam…because that couldn’t be more paradoxical?  Side note- he is also basically a human tattoo. No thanks.


Brady, 33:
Singer/songwriter from Nashville, TN. Pulls Kaitlyn aside during the rose ceremony to excuse himself from the competition in hopes of pursuing a relationship with Britt.
Tony, 35: Professional “Healer.” I bet that pays well. Hopefully he can heal that black eye of his.
After stepping out of the limo he walked up to Britt and said,
          
“I believe in love. A real kind of love. And I hope that the universe provides.”


 Britt was awed by him…. until he walked over to Kaitlyn and said the Exact. Same. Thing. Ha.

Shawn E, 31: Pulled up to the mansion in a hot tub car….he got the boot though so I guess Kaitlyn wasn’t that impressed.



Ryan M, 28
: Too bad he’s an ass because I actually found him remotely attractive at first. He was sloshed within the first hour, proclaiming that he was drinking a glass of straight fireball. After saying a slew of inappropriate things to the other men, he grabbed Kaitlyn’s butt and said it was “Ryan approved.” Unfortunately for him- that was not “Kaitlyn approved” and Chris Harrison showed him the door.

                                                 “I’m all horned up right now, you don’t even know!”

                              “Why am I not raping you right now?” 

           “I apologize for nothing! … I’m sorry for being awesome!


Side note: Rumor has it drunk Ryan used to date Nikki Ferrell (from Juan Pablo’s season) ha.

Chris, 28
: The dentist who arrived in a cupcake car. He did manage to get the first kiss of the season though… so he’s doin something right.


Tanner, 28
: The one who brought Britt a gift….A pack of tissues. She later called him out for it.
Side note: Kaitlyn asked Britt “Is that soap or tissues”…. Now if that isn’t a jab idk what is.

Shawn B, 28: Gifted Kaitlyn a drawing by his 2-year-old nephew. Both girls were swooning over him, but he said he was totally team Kaitlyn, sorry Britt. His loyalty paid off in the end though because Kaitlyn gave him the first impression rose along with a totally steamy makeout session.

The Moment We’ve All Been Waiting For:

Chris Harrison opens up night 2 with a bee line for Britt, breaking the news to her that she (shockingly) did not receive the majority of the votes and will in fact be going home.

She gracefully leaves the mansion and Kaitlyn proclaims that
“she is going to puke” Please Don’t.

Next, Chris and Kaitlyn reveal the news to the men and they all jump for joy. Some of them higher than others.


It’s quite clear to us that the men that voted for Britt are wetting themselves a little. Which probably has a lot more to do with the fear that the other men will rat them out, than the actual fact of Britt losing.

AND GOING HOME:


David: Who?

Shawn E:  (The Car Pool)

Bradley: Again, who?

Josh: (Exotic Dancer)

Brady: (Went to find Britt!)
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The Bachelorette Recap

The Bachelorette is back, which means there is actually
something good that comes with a Monday! Last night marked the beginning of the
10th season of the Bachelorette, in which Britt or Kaitlyn will
begin their journey to find love. Yeah,
let’s see how many times we hear that phrase this season.

The premier opens with Chris Harrison talking to the girls in the front drive
as they await their potential suitors. The girls are on polar opposite wave
lengths at this moment in time. On one hand, you have Britt smiling, giggling,
and boasting with excitement. And on the other- Kaitlyn stands nervously
clutching her elbows speaking in fragments about how different she and Britt
are.

Personally- I think Britt is a little too overly-confident for my liking. I
think she is beautiful, but there is something to be said about humility
through this whole process and I don’t think she has it. I think Kaitlyn would
be more appreciative of the opportunity, where as Britt seems like she feels a
sense of entitlement. Maybe that’s just me though. Either way, I hope they both
find happiness and I think that making them get rejected on TV yet again is
kind of cruel, but touche ABC- maybe this will, in fact, be The Most Dramatic Season Ever…. Ha.

Noteworthy Men:

Jared, 26:
A restaurant manager who wore a superhero shirt under his Tux and calls himself
the “Loveman.”  Admitted to Kaitlyn that
he actually voted for Britt, but of course now he is totally all about her. She
stuck it to him by making him sweat on the whole ceremony before giving him the
last rose. Based on the preview of the season, it looks like Jared is the man
Kaitlyn has a scandalous rendezvous with. But whyyyyy? I don’t see it, but to
each their own I guess.


                                                                         Ya Jared, we can see that.

Josh, 27: Currently
working as a stripper as he studies for the Bar Exam…because that couldn’t be
more paradoxical?  Side note- he is also
basically a human tattoo. No thanks.


Brady, 33:
Singer/songwriter
from Nashville, TN. Pulls Kaitlyn aside during the rose ceremony to excuse
himself from the competition in hopes
of pursuing a relationship with Britt.
Tony, 35: Professional
“Healer.” I bet that pays well. Hopefully
he can heal that black eye of his.
After stepping out of the limo he walked up to Britt and
said,
          

“I believe in love. A real kind of
love. And I hope that the universe provides.”

 Britt was awed by him…. until he walked over to Kaitlyn and said the Exact. Same. Thing. Ha.

Shawn E, 31: Pulled
up to the mansion in a hot tub car….he got the boot though so I guess Kaitlyn
wasn’t that impressed.



Ryan M, 28
:
Too bad he’s an ass because I actually found him remotely attractive at first.
He was sloshed within the first hour, proclaiming that he was drinking a glass
of straight fireball. After saying a slew of inappropriate things to the other
men, he grabbed Kaitlyn’s butt and said it was “Ryan approved.” Unfortunately
for him- that was not “Kaitlyn approved” and Chris Harrison showed him the
door.

                                                 “I’m all
horned up right now, you don’t even know!”


                              “Why am I not raping you right now?” 

           “I apologize for nothing! … I’m sorry for being
awesome!



Side note: Rumor has it drunk Ryan used to date Nikki
Ferrell (from Juan Pablo’s season) ha.

Chris, 28
: The dentist who arrived in a cupcake car. He did manage to
get the first kiss of the season though… so he’s doin something right.

Tanner, 28
:
The one who brought Britt a gift….A pack of tissues. She later called him out
for it.
Side note: Kaitlyn asked Britt “Is that soap or tissues”….
Now if that isn’t a jab idk what is.

Shawn B, 28:
Gifted Kaitlyn a drawing by his 2-year-old nephew. Both girls were swooning
over him, but he said he was totally team Kaitlyn, sorry Britt. His loyalty
paid off in the end though because Kaitlyn gave him the first impression rose along
with a totally steamy makeout session.

The
Moment We’ve All Been Waiting For:

Chris
Harrison opens up night 2 with a bee line for Britt, breaking the news to her
that she (shockingly) did not receive the majority of the votes and will in
fact be going home.

She
gracefully leaves the mansion and Kaitlyn proclaims that
“she is going to puke” Please Don’t.

Next, Chris and Kaitlyn reveal the news to the men and they all jump for joy.
Some of them higher than others.


It’s quite
clear to us that the men that voted for Britt are wetting themselves a little.
Which probably has a lot more to do with the fear that the other men will rat
them out, than the actual fact of Britt losing.

AND GOING
HOME:


David: Who?

Shawn E:  (The
Car Pool)

Bradley: Again, who?

Josh: (Exotic Dancer)

Brady: (Went to find Britt!)
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