The Bachelorette Recap Week 3: Dudes in Diapers

Here we are at week 3 and Kaitlyn already has quite the drama on her hands.
1st task: Get Kupah’s tantrum throwing ass outta there.
2nd task: Rose ceremony.
An Uber Ride Home: Kaitlyn goes to confront Kupah as he is yelling in the driveway and coerces him into leaving. Buh-bye. She’s left feeling down as she goes into the rose ceremony and admits that this process is harder than she thought it would be (we’ve all heard that one before).
Rose Ceremony: Kaitlyn starts handing out roses. Jared is up first (ew), followed by a slew of other guys, ending with Tony who is absolutely freaking out. Doesn’t she know “he see’s the world through the eyes of a child?!” Ha.
Sayonara: Cory and Daniel.
The First Group Date:The largest Japanese man in history (and his friend) joins the Bachelor Mansion for a good old fashioned Sumo Wrestling contest.They deliver the news that JJ, Joe, Justin, Joshua, Chris Cupcake, Clint, and Tony will be dressing in diapers for the day. #jealous

The mantestants are all being good sports and laughing at themselves as the professionals take their turn tossing them out of the ring like a rag doll. That is, until it’s Tony’s turn. After getting schooled in the ring he goes off and sulks because he is a “peaceful and balanced guy that should not have to be violent to win Kaitlyn’s affection.”

 
So Tony sits out for the rest of the date while the men publicly compete in a round-robin tournament.
 Even Kaitlyn gets in on the fun.


But to no surprise, Clint demolishes the other men as his wrestling background gave him a clear advantage.  
Tony shows up later to tell Kaitlyn “He cannot participate in this circus anymore”
Kaitlyn’s reaction? Basically, k…. See ya later. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
The Cocktail Party: Clint decides to play hard to get and completely ignores Kaitlyn all night. Apparently he didn’t get the memo that SHE’s the bachelorette. Jokes on him though. If all else fails, the #bromance between him and JJ was surely worth the trip.
The One-on-One Date: Chris Harrison has planned a surprise date for Kaitlyn and her surprise suitor- cutie patootie Ben Z. The theme-Relationships take trust and communication.AKA Chris is locking you in a basement and scaring you for an hour to see how much squealing Ben Z can withstand.  
He takes it like a man though and is later awarded with the rose. They’re cute, he’ll it far for sure.
The Second Group Date: ABC plans the funniest date ever and forces the men to teach young children (actors) about sex education. The men fumble through their explanations of the female reproductive organs and sexual reproduction as the children bombard them with questions production prepped them with.

 
Though all the men looked vulnerably cute as they bashfully gave their presentation, Ben H. was the clear winner. He used Kaitlyn and the bachelorette journey as a metaphor for  reproduction. He later sucks face with her on a roof top, and is awarded the group date rose.
The Cocktail Party: At this point in the game, Clint has decided that Kaitlyn is not the girl for him, but wants to hang out in the mansion with JJ. It seems that the two men have completely isolated themselves from the other guys, and have formed a real bond as the shows villians. Clint knows he needs a rose from Kaitlyn in order to stay, so he apologizing to Kaitlyn and completely blows smoke up her ass claiming that he is here for the right reasons and thinks she could be the one. In his words, “Villians gotta Vil.”

 
Unfortunately for him, the other guys in the house totally rat him out and (thank god) Kaitlyn trusts their judgement and begins to show Clint the door. Sorry JJ.
And with that, the episode is TO BE CONTINUED….

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The Bachelorette Recap Week 3: Dudes in Diapers

Here
we are at week 3 and Kaitlyn already has quite the drama on her hands.
1st task: Get Kupah’s
tantrum throwing ass outta there.
2nd task: Rose ceremony.
An Uber Ride Home: Kaitlyn goes to
confront Kupah as he is yelling in the driveway and coerces him into leaving.
Buh-bye. She’s left feeling down as she goes into the rose ceremony and admits
that this process is harder than she thought it would be (we’ve all heard that one before).
Rose Ceremony: Kaitlyn starts handing out roses. Jared is up first
(ew), followed by a slew of other guys, ending with Tony who is absolutely
freaking out. Doesn’t she know “he see’s the world through the eyes of a child?!” Ha.
Sayonara: Cory and Daniel.
The First Group
Date:

The largest Japanese man in history (and his friend) joins the Bachelor Mansion
for a good old fashioned Sumo Wrestling contest.They deliver the news that JJ, Joe, Justin, Joshua, Chris Cupcake,
Clint, and Tony
will be dressing in diapers for the day. #jealous

The mantestants are all being good sports and laughing at themselves as the
professionals take their turn tossing them out of the ring like a rag doll.
That is, until it’s Tony’s turn. After getting schooled in the ring he goes off
and sulks because he is a “peaceful
and balanced guy that should not have to be violent to win Kaitlyn’s
affection.”

 
So
Tony sits out for the rest of the date while the men publicly compete in a round-robin
tournament.
 Even Kaitlyn gets in on the fun.

But to no surprise, Clint demolishes the other men as his wrestling
background gave him a clear advantage.  

Tony
shows up later to tell Kaitlyn “He
cannot participate in this circus anymore”

Kaitlyn’s
reaction? Basically, k…. See ya later. Don’t let the door hit you on the way
out.
The Cocktail Party: Clint decides to
play hard to get and completely ignores Kaitlyn all night. Apparently he didn’t
get the memo that SHE’s the bachelorette. Jokes on him though. If all else
fails, the #bromance between him and
JJ was surely worth the trip.
The One-on-One Date: Chris Harrison has planned a surprise date for
Kaitlyn and her surprise suitor- cutie patootie Ben Z. The theme-Relationships take trust and communication.
AKA Chris is locking you in a basement and scaring you for an hour to see how
much squealing Ben Z can withstand.  
He
takes it like a man though and is later awarded with the rose. They’re cute,
he’ll it far for sure.
The Second Group
Date
:
ABC plans the funniest date ever and forces the men to teach young children
(actors) about sex education. The men fumble through their explanations of the
female reproductive organs and sexual reproduction as the children bombard them
with questions production prepped them with.

 
Though
all the men looked vulnerably cute as they bashfully gave their presentation, Ben
H. was the clear winner. He used Kaitlyn and the bachelorette journey as a
metaphor for  reproduction. He later
sucks face with her on a roof top, and is awarded the group date rose.
The Cocktail Party: At this point in
the game, Clint has decided that Kaitlyn is not the girl for him, but wants to hang
out in the mansion with JJ. It seems that the two men have completely isolated
themselves from the other guys, and have formed a real bond as the shows
villians. Clint knows he needs a rose from Kaitlyn in order to stay, so he apologizing
to Kaitlyn and completely blows smoke up her ass claiming that he is here for
the right reasons and thinks she could be the one. In his words, “Villians gotta Vil.”

 
Unfortunately
for him, the other guys in the house totally rat him out and (thank god)
Kaitlyn trusts their judgement and begins to show Clint the door. Sorry JJ.
And
with that, the episode is TO BE CONTINUED….

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