Kelsey responds “Chris.”
So Chris gives her a kiss and what do you know,
It’s all butterflies and twinkle toes now.
“ I wish I could punch her in her teeth hole!”
“what if she’s lying about the husband thing?”
Then, after what I assume was a look of
non-verbal agreement from the crew, she asks
“do you have paperwork?”
Samantha and Mackenzie are sent packing.
Production ploy for sure.
who is the only girl left who hasn’t kissed him.
“the most honest, real date, I’ve ever been on.”
Back at the house, the girls confront Kelseyabout her fakeness as they all sit very awkwardly on the same couch.
big wordsand is “blessed with eloquence.”
Big & Rich, who instructs them to write a song about
their journey thus far with Chris.
Basically, my nightmare.
that would be the date that I would beghim not to take me on.
no tears are shed. Which is usually par for the course on these type of public humiliation dates.
dancing and kissing…
while the rest of the girls are left waiting
at the Saloon twiddling their thumbs.
Chris and Britt are met by a group of very pissed off women. Unable to withstand the tension,
Chris excuses himself allowing the girls to
“have the night to themselves.”
(we knew it was too good to be true)
This particular date never fails to excite.
are chosen to face off for Famer Chris’s heart in the Badlands
The name really couldn’t be more fitting.
immediately informs Chris that Kelsey is absolute bonkers.
Growing up in Iowa, Chris is ill-informed in the art of gossip.
So like a little school girl, he skips over to Kelsey
and tells her exactly what Ashley just said.
Did you know Kelsey was married…. and her husband died??
Kelsey gets back to the canopy bed, sits down next to Ashley, and glares at her for what seams like eternity.
Unfortunately crying won’t help her though.
In the midst of her tears,
Chris breaks the news that she’s just
too high-maintenance for his lifestyle and sends her packing.
uhhh ya think?
Not willing to go down alone,
Ashley drags Britt under the bus with her, exclaiming
“and you think Britt isn’t!?”
she feeds him some BS about it being “a loss.”
But rather than sit through one of her soliloquy’s,
Chris cuts straight to the chase and gives her the boot too.